January 2012
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Watching Bridesmaids with tequila, Publix cookies, and my intoxicated mother before I go out with Nicole tonight :3
December 2011
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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Anonymous asked: what is ur biggest regret of 2011?